Rodelberg
18 May 2024 at 12:15
Nothing earth-shattering: the four-headed notation system AHORA, not to be confused with common five-line notation software, is dedicated to the development of unique artificial yarn – all without becoming entangled itself – WHIRRRR! While the P head inverts tyme with its voice, the W head spins string-strong violon, which still guarantees stable connetivicellidity at temperatures exceeding 451° Fahrenheit. The J head blows note stems and flags every which way, and the innovative *BC head allows for the extraction of projection screens, drum heads and disques de metal via a sort of electronic triggernometry, in order to test the stability of the gravitational constants of the Amazon Basin – CORAÇÃO! The cybernetic superkit extension WPEWJJ*BC is finally (since Easter 2024) capable of executing time leaps, after multiple whole sound battens had repeatedly been lost in laboratory accidents in the past (in the meantime, we have figured out where the sounds are, just not when…). The only potential threat is an excessively rapid continental shift caused by enni. Plus, the self-learning yarn can only be wound correctly into a neat ball with the application of genuinely unpretentious nostalgia in the middle voices of AHORA. That is why there are no large intervallic leaps being performed at this time, a misconstruable feel for such things is imperative and any nasty blow to the heads is to be avoided at all costs. When the yarn is completely wound, the Lower Rhine becomes shrouded in a straightforward melancholia:
"One day
One evening
Now perhaps
Perhaps now"
Hanns Dieter Hüshnowdontexplain, a nearly one-hundred-year-old yarn researcher, has for generations now desperately sought a formula for language-driven coexistence, plagued by doubt – so much so that he's just put every last one of his Diana Krall LPs on eBay.
