Zeena Parkins

ZEEEYIIEEOOOOSH! – Through an uncontrolled photon surge in her smartphone, Sina Pak-Hintz, an unassuming verger from Moers-Scherpenberg, was sucked inside her mobile and rematerialized there in 24-fold reduction. So far NOTHING EARTHSHATTERING, that is, if 99-year-old substitute cantor Hanns Axel Hüschem hadn‘t observed the incident: an explosion occurred under the transparent fl oor panel immediately afterwards (with fog and light show!) – ever since Sina Pak-Hintz has led a parallel existence as physics researcher Dr. Zeena Parkins, who resides in the church‘s false fl oor when she‘s not camping in the organ, performing her experiments there in secret, at night, well, Sundays, at 9 pm, to be more precise. Forging a path into molecular tone gaps, she overcomes – FOOOOP – physical limitations and magnifi es macroscopic sound spaces into gigantic dimensions. On top of that, she purges hate and harassment from social networks and stuff using her power over surface tension and electromagnetic energy fi elds...well, everything already described on page XY. Following these research concerts, she collects the hymnals again, stacks the chairs and locks up the church. „Some have it, others have to invent it.“